Housecleaning.
Poaching viewers
Comeback?
“I have retained a team of some of the finest and toughest lawyers in the country…”
Sunk costs.
“I am, like, the happiest dude in America right now.”
Gone guy?
“It had everything to do with hurting and embarrassing Trump and his team.”
Sabotage.
“He said, ‘Trump said I’m on the list.’”
“the Obama administration…was using the cover of legitimate surveillance on foreign targets to spy on President-elect Trump”
International man of … incidents?
Coincidences.
“…Attorney General, Eric Holder, under Barack Obama as president secretly designated me a criminal co-conspirator and a flight risk.”
“Without nefarious motive.”
Fade.
Whoa….
Seriously, not literally.
71% say President Trump should be more careful about what he says and how he says it.
Memories.
“There are a lot of killers.”
“The Khorramshahr medium-range ballistic missile flew 600 miles before exploding…”
“We cannot win this war by killing them.”
Surge.
“This is a sham. Your company isn’t real. Your website is fake.”
“I didn’t know you were the spokesperson for Mitt Romney.”
Promotion.
What if?
Hmmm.
“I remain deeply grateful to Fox News…”
“If you’re going to talk about a tweet, let’s talk about a tweet.”
Fox poll: Most voters don’t think Russian hacking impacted the election.
“When you have to make decisions about pro-life justices, do you want a man or a woman?”
Best. Pick. Ever.
Speculation.
“He is moving the Himalayan mountains to get her.”
Election loss results from “Fox News being in every bar and restaurant.”
Devastatingly effective with a smile on his face.
“Trust me, this doesn’t just happen at Fox News.”
“That doesn’t interest me. One. Bit.”
Facts and apologies.
Sole bidder?
“metadata on the device suggests there may be thousands sent to or from the private server that the Democratic nominee used…”
“The candidates garner almost equal backing among the party faithful”
Trending
“We’re just a family, now we have to take on the role of law enforcement…”
Rep. Jamaal Bowman of New York shared some thoughts on white supremacy on his Twitter account today. It turns out …
“Some lawmakers think she’ll never be able to run for leadership again.”