System normality achieved, sir
Is red meat good or bad for you? Nobody knows
“It is terrifying.”
How many can Maduro lose before this becomes a tsunami?
A monster walking among us
Did you read the nutrition notes?
Slush fund or government solution?
“They are there to find something wrong with you. And then they are going to fine you.”
You can take our fish tacos, but you can never take… OUR FREEDOM
Cronyism limits the free market
“there are more honeybee colonies in the country today than in nearly 25 years.”
“I quickly asked her if she wanted to go somewhere else and she anxiously nodded yes and we ate Mexican.”
“The family has eliminated beef, chicken, salad and fruit from its diet.”
We haven’t entirely pegged the stupid meter yet, but we’re getting close
Lap of luxury
Food ending up in trash cans isn’t making anyone healthier
“the women come here with little kids and after cutting their hair they go buy food.”
Seeking food and freedom
I’ll have fries with that
“It’s just a testament to how badly the country is being managed.”
If you didn’t want to eat all the time we wouldn’t have these problems
Banging empty pots at the well fed president
I’ve got something green for you…
This wouldn’t be about those food riots, would it?
This is how socialism always ends
“The once envied school system is in chaos.”
“All three suffered gunshot wounds during chaotic scenes outside supermarkets…”
Microagression in the kitchen
Another statist nutrition theory bites the dust.
Standing up for bacon.
Have some nice, tepid water, Johnny
Don’t fear the egg.
Yes! We have no bananas!
Food prices increasing a lot more than everything else.
“We want to try our case.”
Perish the thought
“This outbreak may be the biggest threat to Xi and the Party in years…”