Eat Twinkies. Live forever
“Sir, this is an Arby’s.”
“…under socialism, who knows where the frontiers of snack creation may lie?”
Are you sure?
Three tries and the first two don’t count
Because of course they would
Doesn’t seem like they could, but New York may try
Who could have seen this coming?
Slowly being reversed now
The graying of fast-food workers.
Fish Wish List
Flee as you value your lives
“McDonald’s will roll out self-order kiosks to 1,000 stores every quarter…”
Don’t look for the union label at franchises
Start spreading the news…
These kiosks don’t make $15 per hour or need benefits
Get that to go
Your robot will be along to take your order shortly
The new employee looks rather square
This would be as bad as if Planned Parenthood was doing it. Wait… they are?
Think of the children. Or at least the kids looking for a summer job.
“…will be made available across its 6,000-plus restaurants”
A new twist on flipping careers
Unrealistic and unfair
Should have stayed in your lane
Another statist nutrition theory bites the dust.
It’s a McFlurry of problems
Have some nice, tepid water, Johnny
End of an era
It is a question of value, not wages
“People are not going to vote for four more years of this.”
“The majority is clearly European.”