For better or worse, here we go
Stand by for the usual complaints
Eye no longer just in the sky
Or at least when it comes to the cops, anyway
Continuing to cripple the police
Well, we’re stretching the definition a tad, but…
Way to stick it to the cops, folks
Porch pirates rejoice
This is your shocked face, I’m sure
Or you can zip through the line faster
Might want to get used to it
That’ll show us
Not so much
“Face recognition is one of those technologies that people get how creepy it is…”
Why make it easier to enforce the law?
“Alexa, why are white males so awesome?”
On the front lines
But keep the schools safe!
But it’s fine for your stalker to use it
What are you people doing with this facial recognition software!?
Smile for the not very candid camera
Bye bye Blaine?
“Others resisted and were subdued by guardsmen.”