From guest to pest
Jailbirds, but not for too long
Things aren’t looking up
We have some particularly odd allies these days
Sometimes Christian forgiveness can go too far
You’re going to need a bigger boat
Your status as a fugitive criminal precludes your request.
Not so fast there, freak show
Let’s not make a deal
Sure… come stay in one of our lovely prisons
A deal we might be able to cut
“…a plane carrying him departed for New York”
Vaporware or a really twisted web?
Someone is upset because he might receive a harsh sentence
Don’t bet on it
Put the bag on him