Jailbirds, but not for too long
Things aren’t looking up
We have some particularly odd allies these days
Sometimes Christian forgiveness can go too far
You’re going to need a bigger boat
Your status as a fugitive criminal precludes your request.
Not so fast there, freak show
Let’s not make a deal
Sure… come stay in one of our lovely prisons
A deal we might be able to cut
“…a plane carrying him departed for New York”
Vaporware or a really twisted web?
Someone is upset because he might receive a harsh sentence
Don’t bet on it
Put the bag on him