Moving on out
Get out or deal with it on your own
Not really, but we may not need to be
“We are in no way near the end of this”
Flee the area… if you can afford it
“If you were going to create the worst case scenario, that is what we are looking at.”
Evacuate or shelter in place?
“A very significant risk would be incurred if the Gated Spillway is not operational by November 1.”
“We shouldn’t see a bump in the reservoir.”
“We need to do everything we can to maximize our ability to move water our of this reservoir…”
Hurricane Matthew pro-tip.
“Evacuate, evacuate, evacuate.”
The collapse of the fantasy league.
Fight the patriarchy
“The hypocrisy, the self-righteousness, outrages people too.”