Science for me, but not for thee
Pull the plug
Doesn’t sound right
Good for the goose, not so much for the gander
What were you expecting?
An insecure phone booth.
Who could have predicted this?
Long knives missing their target
How on Earth did that happen?
Progress, but darned little of it
You don’t say…
Good while it lasted
It’s a very stressful time at the Washington Post
Yep. We’re talking about lunch. Literally.
Descent into parody
And who wouldn’t be?
Another swing and a miss from the media
The President can afford to give some ground on this one
Give me a call on a secure phone
A river runs through it.
The man has a few things to say…
The peasants don’t need to know
Some interesting figures
Show your work
Come at me, bro?
That’s a darned shame right there
Shut ‘er down
Take it up with the cows
The price is no longer right
Swing and a miss
Here’s one place to save some money
Double standards at work?
Missing the boat, both virtually and literally
This too is costing you plenty
So long and thanks for all the environmental regulations
Pony up some additional cash, citizens
Good lack of work if you can get it
Plowshares to swords
Have you ever heard of just laying people off?
It’s not exactly “quitting” now is it, sir?
“The governor’s trying to sleep with me.”
Why not take action now?