“We’ll have people stuck in traffic on the surface, and this miracle fast lane underground for the people who can afford it.”
Still the man with the plan
This sort of went off the rails
Would you go if you had the chance?
Outta this world, man
“extensive and damaging sabotage”
“The world’s greatest spacefaring nation.”
“I was like, aaaaaaargh.”
Let the party rock on
“You’re missing the point & living in a bubble of self-righteous sanctimony.”
“Why do you think he got elected in the first place? Because no ones believes you any more.”
Starman is still waiting in the sky
Admirable in theory, but…
This is real.
What could possibly go wrong?
Rockets fall down and go boom.
And it’s not even Iran
I for one welcome myself as our new robotic overlord
“I look forward to engaging with our incoming President…”
There’s no place like home… yet