“We believe these moves best position Oracle for growth…”
“…if a team has been winning for too long, they do tend to get a little complacent.”
“Many exciting things will be unveiled on Battery Day…”
The future is here. Run for your lives
The million mile battery.
“It is so cool seeing the factory come back to life and you are making it happen!!”
“If anyone is arrested, I ask that it only be me.”
Let’s not be too hasty
“Oh my f****** God.”
Does he have a point?
It’s the end of the world as he knows it…
Let’s see how long this lasts
“We’ll have people stuck in traffic on the surface, and this miracle fast lane underground for the people who can afford it.”
Still the man with the plan
This sort of went off the rails
Would you go if you had the chance?
Let’s hope not
Outta this world, man
“extensive and damaging sabotage”
“The world’s greatest spacefaring nation.”
“I was like, aaaaaaargh.”
Let the party rock on
“You’re missing the point & living in a bubble of self-righteous sanctimony.”
“Why do you think he got elected in the first place? Because no ones believes you any more.”
Starman is still waiting in the sky
Admirable in theory, but…
This is real.
What could possibly go wrong?
Rockets fall down and go boom.
And it’s not even Iran
I for one welcome myself as our new robotic overlord
“I look forward to engaging with our incoming President…”
There’s no place like home… yet
“We’re just a family, now we have to take on the role of law enforcement…”
Rep. Jamaal Bowman of New York shared some thoughts on white supremacy on his Twitter account today. It turns out …
“Some lawmakers think she’ll never be able to run for leadership again.”