Two more demoralizing moral victories for Dems.
Easier to follow the rules when you’re the ones making them
He’s giving up on D.C.
Welcome to Denver: Feel free to relieve yourself anywhere.
“It’s hard to blame the farmer if the soufflé folds.”
Everybody does it and it always stinks
Too good to check … almost literally.
“We’re running a bit long…”
“I’ve had a lot of sex, I intend to keep having sex …”
“These acts, when combined, amount to intimidation and obstruction.”
“I’ve asked, others have asked, to make sure the tapes are preserved, if they exist.”
Moment of truth.
Questioning the timing … and the hypocrisy.
Not what you think.
“Overall, the compromise resembles more of an Obama administration-era budget than a Trump one.”
A budget deal before the deadline?
“Keep in mind, this bill is just for the last five months of this year.”
“I’m not happy to have to pass this on. I’m very, very troubled to have to pass this on.”
Despite the fact that they’ll crush jobs
There’s no way I can lose.
Turns out, it was a big f****** deal
“It’s hard to underestimate how screwed the Democrats are.”
“The big fight is between nationalists and the West Wing Democrats.”
What could go wrong?
When in doubt … read the instructions.
They just always slip down.
No, it was You!