“…ramping up for the next round of primaries”
“Titanic, meet iceberg.”
The DNC Hallmark Lifetime Movie Debate Channel flops.
4 pm ET with Duane Patterson!
Axelrod: Biden “kind of bumps along, kind of Mr. Magooing his way through this.”
Who won the Cliché Challenge?
‘It’s clearly not my time.”
Being a little bit socialist is like being a little bit pregnant
Format or substance?
“…a significant decline in ratings”
Democratic candidates gather for their first debate
“The president often tweets idle threats.”
She has no chance. Or does she?
Blaming others for your own downfall
“That was the Russian version”
She’ll say whatever you like
“We helped them hold two successful elections…”
:…we’ve operated under the so-called Monroe Doctrine”
Racing toward fiction
“Very artful smear.”
Take the money and run
Democrats are hilarious
Funny how that works
And … so?
Things got a little spicy in South Carolina
Let’s get ready to stumble
O’Malley: Sanders doesn’t really want more debates.
Video killed the DNC star
The thrilla in vanilla
Not ready or set to go
Sure, I took a lot of money from Wall Street because of 9/11
It’s sure to be a grilling
Just in time for the debate no one will watch.
Former DNC chairs: No, we were not consulted on debates.
Pants on fire
Credibility dumpster fire
“It’s a miracle that we’re holding out this well.”
A press pandemic