“This is quite literally a guy who watches ‘ER’ trying to perform a surgery.”
“The coming Christmas has to be a Christmas of joy for all of us or none of us.”
“Vote for the debt ceiling for me.”
“A bipartisan moment.”
“Chuck Schumer … just made himself the most powerful man in America for the month of December.”
“One of the people familiar described it as a ‘gentlemen’s agreement.'”
“Now Ryan is fully exposed to the nation.”
“I am confident that if put on the floor, it will garner overwhelming support from both sides of the aisle.”
“We’ve got a lot of busy things happening here.”
“It’s just a matter of if there is a way to get some things done so I don’t burden my successor.”
“Right now, Jesus himself couldn’t be the speaker and get 218 Republicans behind something.”
Gird your loins.
“We don’t want nothing out of this debt limit.”
Here we go.
“There’s going to be a fight in our party.”
“We fought the good fight. We just didn’t win.”
“There’s nothing to be gained from delaying this vote one day or two days.”
“We have to win the Senate and win the White House.”
The nerds have to work.”
“I think that comments like that that you are making are just incredibly inappropriate.”
“We do have a teensy bit of a reign-of-terror situation on our hands.”
“I think it overstates it to say I’m a member of the Trump team.”
Plus: More CNN whining!