I know you’ll be shocked
Sorry, not sorry?
Getting hard to make a dishonest living
Some common sense, at least for now
“The president’s zero-tolerance policy that has turned everyone, regardless of their record, into a criminal.”
The charges pile up
You got what you asked for
Just the facts, folks
You seem to be missing the point
Justice is (mostly) served
Also, Jack the Ripper now a “cutlery-involved individual”
Do the math, not the hype
Who could have guessed?
yeah, it happens.
“No, I don’t think the president would in any way revise his remarks.”
Enough of your malarkey, sir
Here we go again.