The penalty for inaction
“she did not want to raise a freak.”
Easy does it
Tough on crime?
The old ways which worked clearly didn’t work?
“We may be the turd in the field, but he’s the worm in the turd.”
Who is this guy… Houdini?
The ruins of ancient Detroit.
But still too much
Attacking the actual problem
“I told you, if you don’t have a tip, then f— off!”
“What is the priority of BART?”
Flipping the bird to the rule of law
You know, I may have cracked the case for you, guys
Up to a point, anyway
And the story only gets stranger from there
When is a child no longer a child?
The bad news is that there is no good news
Can they? Perhaps the better question is… should they?
You got what you asked for
The answer is, “it depends”
He had a green card and a rap sheet
Children can’t give consent
Just the facts, folks
Well… there’s a new approach
A different approach
Sometimes Christian forgiveness can go too far
When the tax man takes the wrong sort of bite
The absurd devolves into a criminal enterprise
Give me a break
“…a total of 1,997 assets were seized with a total value of $193.1 million”
“Do I think? Yes, I think.”
Your status as a fugitive criminal precludes your request.
If you won’t do your job we’ll find somebody who will
It’s come to this
The best laid plans of …. never mind.
Dancing on the head of a pin
Sure… come stay in one of our lovely prisons
If you’re cutting yourself up you have deeper issues
Unequal enforcement of the law is no better here than with “hate crimes”
Whether we like it or not.
“…the usher ran and got his gun and held the gunman at gunpoint.”
Decent football skills. Huge PR issues.