“Anything that doesn’t fit in the mail slot, we’ve had it stolen.”
Come over to the dark web
“I found out at that time that grappling in a robe is very restrictive.”
Incentives and disincentives
There’s no “ho ho ho” involved
But now what?
Good luck, Mayor
Your crime spree has been postponed indefinitely
“Vague laws invite arbitrary power.”
We wouldn’t want to offend any of the gang members now, would we?
When nobody answers the door
“I actually think it’s the worst it’s ever been.”
Good luck with that, I guess
Catch and release.
But probably not too seriously
Painful but necessary
Improving, but still very bad
Sort of a good news, bad news report
Forget slippery slopes. The ride is already in motion
Scared man walking?
Free speech? Attempted murder?
It’s not a hate crime. It’s a violent crime.
Is there any chance this guy is innocent?
But what does it even mean?
The penalty for inaction
“she did not want to raise a freak.”
Easy does it
Tough on crime?
The old ways which worked clearly didn’t work?
“We may be the turd in the field, but he’s the worm in the turd.”
Who is this guy… Houdini?
The ruins of ancient Detroit.
But still too much
Attacking the actual problem