Truth is stranger than fiction
“I’m not going to be in a position where people are dying and we have ventilators in our state somewhere else.”
“I just don’t understand why we’re not doing that.”
Free money might be a little too free.
Household survey: Nearly 3 million people out of work.
Sharpening the curve.
“The numbers are clearly alarming.”
“It can’t be right … because the incinerators have been working round the clock”
Passing the buck.
“…he had lost the ability to speak.”
The long haul.
“If China’s leaders are willing to stop telling lies about us, we can pause pointing out the most embarrassing truths about them.”
Duane Patterson, Andrew C. McCarthy at 4 pm ET!
Fauci: “You just have an obligation to do that. And as quickly as possible.”
“They are not receiving postmortem tests.”
Focus on “the here and now” — for how long?
“The new tools will merge with existing street cameras and face recognition software…”
“This is a gamechanger.”
Plus: Time to ban reusable grocery bags, says … San Francisco?
“We’re doing all sorts of crazy things to keep up.”
Social distancing measures apply
“Everybody loves him.”
“And I’m being nice when I say that.”
“If I had known what was to happen, I would not have cared about the reprimand.”
And you did nothing!
“businesses have been shut down…”
Welcome to Thunderdome
Coast Guard: Go home.
“Doing these shows one by one, doing interviews selectively strikes just the right tone.”