“This is not something I want to do.”
“The most disloyal actual retard that has ever set foot in the Oval Office…”
Rule change during a pandemic
“They might be doing it because they’ve got a five-year-old child who’s been going through cancer treatments.”
Ballot harvesting, anyone?
“We are enthusiastic about reopening.”
“In America we need more prayer, not less.”
“It will be tested in 10,260 volunteers across the United Kingdom…”
“If there was ever hope for this drug, this is the death of it.”
“Bet you stay home now you hypokrits.”
Pretty Woman and the Scientist
“We’re going to have to have a very serious conversation with Ford.”
Jobless slide continues: 2.4 million new claims.
“It is a little bit lower (than expected) but not remarkably lower…”
Say what, now?
“It’s not perfect”
“Many people were concerned that by simply touching an object they may get coronavirus and that’s simply not the case.”
The big goodbye?
“I’m like, ‘How can I be sick? How? I’m on the hydroxychloroquine.'”
It’s what’s next
“The hype is probably overblown on both sides.”
“…medical profession’s share of total deaths from COVID-19 was nearly 7%”
“They need to return the money, and if they did this knowingly they need to be held accountable.”
“When you say we lead in cases, that’s because we have more testing than anybody else.”
Texas Attorney General will appeal decision
Not in the cards
“But in the fall/winter, we’re going to need a much more robust workforce …”
“There is a lot of work ahead.”
Running with scissors
“What we’re seeing now is part just heightened anxiety, but it’s also part reality-based.”
In other words, oversold and underdelivered
“Those who spread rumours or misinformation would be held responsible…”
“[T]he effectiveness of mask-wearing against the coronavirus pandemic is huge.”
His dumb dad jokes are racist.
And guess where it’s coming from