But we were told this is a myth
“These agents’ actions should be publicized, particularly in their home communities.”
“We have to defend ourselves.”
“Get on your knees tonight and ask for guidance on how to feel about this issue.”
“You are gambling with someone else’s life.”
What would Mickey Mouse do?
Let’s not get carried away here
But then there’s the Constitution
Days of future past
Horror show in the Great White North
“Why don’t you stay in your lane and step the f*** off?”
“There’s scientific consensus that the lives of children are going to be very difficult.”
“They just gravitated toward those things.”
“This tear gas choked me!”
Don’t let your kid walk the dog!
Everyone’s got a story to tell
Here we go again
A war zone where you least expect one
Using children as props never works for long
Intrusion, but in some cases required
Faith gone wrong
Boys will be boys. Thankfully.
“You asked what I’d give, and that’s what I’d give.”
“Come on, Sarah, you’re a parent!”
Perhaps you never asked?
But keep the schools safe!
But encouraging good behavior is quite proper
The health of the herd
This should make for some interesting regulatory negotiations
Don’t laugh. I’m sure somebody is saying it already
This isn’t how you do “adulting”
Get ’em while they’re young
An important test case
Literally the “woke kindergartner” syndrome
Be careful what you wish for