Literally the “woke kindergartner” syndrome
Be careful what you wish for
Can you hear me now?
“Daniel thinks trans people have been in his family for 100 years.”
Surely, even today, we can be better than this
Better discussed at home
No, Roman. We’re not done with you yet by a damn site
Oh, the places she’ll go!
North Korea: Think of the children!
Some days the law doesn’t make any sense
Your tax dollars at work
“We don’t want to send a message that is contrary to our laws.”
Not breaking the cycle
This is not the news you are looking for
Okay… you first.
“No work permits will be terminated prior to their current expiration dates.”
“Ivanka is a mother of three kids and she has influence. I’m sure she said: ‘Listen, this is horrible stuff.’”
Not going to the chapel, not going to get married
Reservations go up by roughly 50%
“Think of it as the literary version of a sad trombone.”
“We have tremendous experience of dealing with unaccompanied minors.”
I’m not sure evolution works that fast
Three guesses and the first two don’t count
Leave those kids alone
You may want to sit down and grab a drink for this one
No, you didn’t create the CHIP program
Have you considered buying a bird?
Emotion trumps reason