But probably not too seriously
“The contamination is … much greater than communities in Brazil or Kenya or India.”
The Second Amendment still a second class amendment
“Powerful women can act the same way as powerful men.”
“I’ve set a goal for myself to [f***] you.”
What could possibly go wrong?
Looking out for the little guys with the smaller mansions
“The physical evidence seems to support that it was discharged from within the backpack.”
“…the victims — a 15-year-old boy and a 15-year-old girl — were transported to a local hospital.”
Smoke if you got ’em.
How could we expect otherwise
Keep tearing them down
The last straw.
The confiscation state
“The worst-case scenario has happened.”
And yet somehow we do
“Well, it’s been ungovernable for a long time.”
Well deserved, but what do you charge him with?
“Hundreds of rescue workers slogged through knee-deep ooze and used long poles to probe for bodies…”
Someone’s knocking at my door…
Really not all that surprising, but also not part of “a wave”
“I tried not to panic them, but I panicked them.”
Announcing that he has nothing to announce? How meta!
Robbing Peter to pay Paul
“We have rapists in this building. We have molesters among us.”
A bridge too far?
Are you sure you know how this works?
This is gonna be awesome!
“We are in no way near the end of this”
“It’s just very scary, the thought of going home to no home.”
“we just don’t know whether our house is burned down or not, because we can’t even see through all of the smoke.”
Bringer of doom
Surely we have better things to discuss
Same old song and dance
Don’t let the screen door hit you.
Being a sanctuary state doesn’t pay well
And a bunch of other stuff as well
“The task for the blue states…is to mute, or at least counter, President Donald Trump’s messaging”
Let’s not be too hasty in dismissing this plan…
Be careful what you wish for