Sep 2017

Order up

We wouldn’t want to offend anyone

“Freedom of speech is good, but it all depends on what you’re speaking about.”

But who cares what law enforcement thinks, amiright?

“The latest version of Senate Bill 54 would allow federal immigration officers to interview people in custody…”

Non-traditional education

“11,000 citizens have signed a petition demanding back their national recreation site”

Aug 2017

We’ll teach him a lesson, by golly

You have no standing to challenge this

Selective memory.

A tragic comedy of errors

“The Party cannot go back in time and alleviate the storm of suspicion that surrounded last year’s presidential primary campaign.”

Jul 2017

Or totally impossible, actually

Modernize or move along

Are you ready for Senator Caitlyn Jenner?

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“I have considered it. I like the political side of it.”

Saving the children from the curse of drinking milk

“We were betrayed by CNA…”

Somebody has to pay for it

What could possibly go wrong?

Flipping the bird to the rule of law

Absolute power corrupts absolutely

“we have become alarmed and disheartened by bullying tactics, threats of violence, and death threats”

Jun 2017

Time to get up and go to work, sir

“Now it’s time for the next step.”

Massive disappointment

I can’t imagine what I was thinking when I said that

It’s only a “ban” until it becomes inconvenient

Too big to scale

A no vacancy sign for prisoners

Easier to follow the rules when you’re the ones making them

“What happens to the population of doctors practicing in California?”

May 2017

“Don’t wait for them. You lead.”

“Let’s just give them all the violence, it’s a person, it’s killing, let’s just give them all that.”

“The legislation would effectively put an end to the practice of free speech zones.”

Common sense.

Too good to check … almost literally.

“We’re running a bit long…”

“there is tremendous uncertainty in how such a system would be developed…”