Stock up on ammo
The evidence would appear to support this theory
On whose orders?
“He always likes to create diversions.”
“I’d appreciate any advice on how to reign [sic] our situation in.”
“… the Hyde fight is a sure loser.”
“If it’s not broke, don’t fix it.”
The man’s not wrong
Pitch in for the team
Money for nothing
This is the way the budget fight ends, this is the way the budget fight ends …
It would be easy if politicians weren’t addicted to the drama
“REPUBLICANS MUST FINALLY GET TOUGH!”
“It is up to me …”
“We must maintain efforts to put our Nation on a fiscally sustainable course…”
America’s Harvest Box.
Embrace the deficit suck.
Round 27 of this fight.
Ladies and gentlemen, allow us to introduce fiscal desolation
“All of the apocalyptic warnings I grew up hearing have yet to happen.”
Schumer: Deal will “consign the arbitrary and pointless sequester caps to the ashbin of history.”
All it will co$t i$ money — lot$ of it.
Get ready for more political football.
Trump: Path to citizenship?
“No thanks… we’re good”
“We just had a political revolution launched against the swamp…”
“We want to have a DACA compromise.”
I thought the minority caused shutdowns?
Trump’s greatest danger is … success?
“bookstores…have canceled their events”