“This is CPB on their best behavior….”
So… you don’t want the children to have beds?
Seeking French-speaking volunteers
“You cannot impugn the character of the witness by stating that he intentionally murders children.”
“I didn’t even think about it.”
“My greatest concern is that … we will lose control of the border.”
“We are way over capacity”
“We’ve arrived at the breaking point.”
“…interference with the peaceful conduct of an educational institution”
The crisis is here.
“I cannot begin to imagine what 4,000 [apprehensions] a day looks like…”
“This is America.”
“We have an unprecedented crisis upon us.”
“They line up as if it’s some kind of regular immigration process, in single file, like they’re checking in.”
“If this continues, I don’t think there will be anyone left in Guatemala.”
Let them all in?
Border Patrol union supports the shutdown.
“Families made up roughly half of those caught crossing the border.”
“Margarita Lopez, a migrant from Honduras, said she would definitely jump the fence to the U.S. if she got the chance.”
“There were 11 adults in the Chevrolet…”
“If they were truly asylum seekers, they would have just walked up with their hands up and surrendered…”
“That’s a gift to Republicans.”
Who would have thought?
San Fran Nan strikes again
Family reunification is more complicated.
Nothing short of open borders and abolishing ICE will satisfy them.
She didn’t wear the $39 Zara jacket.
Welcome back, catch-and-release!
What’s in a name?
Hurry up and wait
“I guess I would have to read up more about the intentions…”
“state authorities told federal officials that they would not participate in vehicle maintenance and the other jobs”
“troops, equipped with binoculars and a long-range surveillance system, scanned the river…”
We’re “woefully understaffed” here on the border
And “nobody is doing anything about it”
This should go over well…
But probably not too seriously
The Democrats’ deal is looking worse and worse
Merry Christmas. Now get on the bus.
A confusing, sad mess.
Stop the world and let me off
Perhaps not a miracle, but still good news
“We’re going to enforce the laws.”
“Iran is essentially a welfare state.”
“It seems designed to fail in the Senate.”