“They don’t hate us, they want to be us.”
“No more swiping left on perfectly good presidential candidates”
Talk about timing.
“Sorry if that hurts people.”
“I do not know who Donald Trump is having an affair with, okay?”
Really? The Holocaust?
Alternate history month
“Welcome to The Apprentice, Nuclear Edition.”
If you take your ball and go home we’ll play without you
We had to blame somebody
Because something, something, something… Racism!
The ignorant guy.
“I’m the liberal in this debate.”
What’s revolution without a little terror?
“You’re saying the idea that someone should be killed if they leave the Islamic religion is just a few bad apples?”
“You’re obsessed with him.”
The assault on due process.
“Let’s make this Sunday the National Day of No Outrage.”
Hiding behind women’s skirts while attacking conservatives.
For his daughters’ sake.
The Boys’ Club.
“Edgy is my brand.”
Clown nose on.
Reading is fundamentally crooked in this case
“…60% of respondents across the 21 countries polled believe they are not receiving their fair share of public benefits”