Alternate history month
“Welcome to The Apprentice, Nuclear Edition.”
If you take your ball and go home we’ll play without you
We had to blame somebody
Because something, something, something… Racism!
The ignorant guy.
“I’m the liberal in this debate.”
What’s revolution without a little terror?
“You’re saying the idea that someone should be killed if they leave the Islamic religion is just a few bad apples?”
“You’re obsessed with him.”
The assault on due process.
“Let’s make this Sunday the National Day of No Outrage.”
Hiding behind women’s skirts while attacking conservatives.
For his daughters’ sake.
The Boys’ Club.
“Edgy is my brand.”
Clown nose on.
“We need to have a single standard on this.”
This is getting really old.
Let the farce be with you
Otherwise, she’d have left by now…
“your existence is a disturbance.”