“We’re going to start a huge sting operation …”
Not the same as it ever was
You probably should
“He wrote the book on hypocrisy.”
Is Snake Plisken available?
“My aim is to keep the department out of politics and to stay apolitical.”
The surprise shutdown that failed to work
Throw in the lockdown towel
All in the family
Don’t attack police vehicles. They don’t always stop
Well, at least it was only $21 million
de Blasio: All we need is a miracle.
If only someone could have predicted this
“Finally the mainstream media is catching up.”
Why are blacks, Latinos disproportionately impacted?
We should probably just sell off these ventilators, don’t you think?
Same scumbags, different tactics
Wrath of the godless
“The time to deal with these questions is after this war is over.”
That’s not how any of this works
What could possibly go wrong?
“We’re going to close the valve.”
“We’re fighting the same war … we’re in the same trench.”
Shut ‘er down
This should work out wonderfully
“If we don’t deal with it now, in the family, and have that blunt discussion, Donald Trump will.”
If only someone could have seen this coming…
Too little, too late
“You know, the Constitution seems to me to be pretty clear.”
“This ain’t over, Mr. Mayor”
Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every once in a while
Things are really looking up
Heckuvajob there, guys
Out of compliance
“The mayor of this city has compared Al Sharpton to Martin Luther King. That is a scandal.”
Funny how that works
Good luck with that “bail reform”
“An atmosphere of hate…”
Messin’ with Texas.
Three in a week?
“…the CCP never reported the virus outbreak to the WHO”