Blue on blue action
This should solve everything
“the news media is pitiful and it’s sad for our city and nation.”
The “goods” in this case being his emails
“The mayor felt it was important that the ‘Fearless Girl’…stand up to the bull and what it stands for.”
“Like a scene from ‘Tom and Jerry’…”
“I don’t want to know about it”
A fun show to be sure, but a competitive race?
“…now considered inseparable”
Was he making it up… to make himself look guilty?
Oh, and he’s demanding fossil fuel divestment, too
Spot a problem? Invent a new tax or fee to solve it
I imagine the op-eds would be a lot nicer…
Eat the rich
And under the bus the Clintons go
No, it’s not because he’s doing a bang-up job
“At this point, I think he is a fake Italian.”
Ah, good times…
Let’s just tear everything down
“I told you, if you don’t have a tip, then f— off!”
And I bet you can guess why
Meets the definition of a “city purpose”
Behold the conquering hero
On again off again
Not walking the walk, but riding a mighty fine ride
Does he realize people record the things he says?
But he’s still going to march
Tell us exactly how this works, Bill
“…he is known for berating or belittling subordinates in front of others.”
All show and no dough
State vs municipal
No questions, please
… at least sometimes, anyway
“‘Charging Bull’ no longer carries a positive, optimistic message.”
You don’t say
You realize that harboring is a crime, right?
Things are really looking up for the election, eh Bill?
But don’t worry about that…
Because that’s worked so well for everyone else
Break out the popcorn
“It’s very high school.”