Sorry, not sorry. No, wait… I’m sorry after all
“I don’t think he can handle anything.”
Fewer balloons, more trolls?
Holding out hope
Afraid of no reciprocation?
“It is admittedly a narrow path.”
Who’s the crazy one here?
“The guy can barely remember what he’s talking about while he’s talking.”
“I think we should get on with this.”
“…ramping up for the next round of primaries”
Oh. Well, when you put it that way…
Was this a nudge aimed at Bernie Sanders?
“I’m trying to do my best to make sure that we don’t have an economic meltdown…”
All the signs are there
Should I stay or should I go?
Canary in the coal mine?
The no-shows are adding up already
Five out of six from Super Tuesday
“capitalism and communism seem to have delivered us to the same results on shop shelves.”
But thanks for playing
It’s just a jump to the left…
“You’re an honest guy, why don’t you just tell the truth here?”
Last chance for the Bernie Bros?
“We have to look at this.”
“It was like pulling teeth to get her to New Hampshire.”
No-mentum more than Joe-mentum.
The better part of valor … and of hanging out with the Bernie Bros.
“While our campaign has won the ideological debate, we are losing the debate over electability.”
“…this imagined counterfactual of a Sanders-led party riding triumphant through the heartland”
“[D]ebates in the past have changed, dramatically, the race.”
Unity: Can Biden achieve it? Will Bernie allow it?
I’d like you to meet my future First Lady. Or my sister. One of those, anyway
Last (ancient, white) man standing
All over but the shouting?
Hiding in plain sight
“This is not a Trump rally.”
I was told there would be no delegate math
“How are people supposed to find work if this goes on in some form for a year and a half?”
What a way to find out, too.
“There are too many people out at the same time and too many joggers at peak times.”