Byzantine financial games?
They all lived happily ever after?
And probably making it worse
Three guesses and the first two don’t count
Good luck with that “bail reform”
And somehow getting away with it
Rolling the dice?
Plus: More evidence of work-release shenanigans?
“I doubt that any bail package can overcome danger to the community.”
“He will never stop sexually abusing children until he is in jail.”
Defense: “perfect compliance with onerous sex offender registration requirements.”
Nothing to lose?
Plus: A starting bail offer of $77 million?
Still not big fans
Man of the peeps… or perps
“Democrats in Congress must return from their Vacations and change the Immigration Laws…”
Incentives and disincentives
“I have no appetite for this.”
“His neighbors had complained he had fired multiple rounds for days before this rampage…”
“I’m pretty, white and cute.”
“I find each of you a danger to yourself and society.”
That’s not how this works
Round up the usual celebrity suspects
Adjustments are being made.
And it’s not a comedy