The “dumb deal” is happening after all
Words are “powerful weapons”
Things are heating up down under
“He is not my bride and, likewise, I am neither his bride nor bridegroom.”
It’s complicated… in more ways than one
An old battle still being fought down under
“I am so glad they’re telling us what’s going on.”
The walls have ears.
Anyone feel a draft?
Here today, gone tomorrow?
“I repeat I am innocent of these charges. They are false.”
“Right of self-defense?”
“I have this Russian guy.”
“We should be free to have a debate and to walk down the street without fear of being attacked.”
“This is for IS. This is for al-Qa’ida.”
Worst season of Survivor ever
Maybe it’s time to start ignoring this spoiled brat
But getting something in return
“This was the worst call by far.”
A bit out of character
Not “appropriate to attack the composition of the democratically-elected government of an ally.”
The blunder down under
Who cooked up this deal?
It’s a battle down under, but almost an exact mirror of the one in the US
“Maybe we just need to evolve further…”
It’s the guns, you know.
Flip-flop from 2008.
An idea whose time has surely come
“The Australian government … offered a good price for buying hundreds of thousands of guns.”
“The death cult is reaching out all around the world, including here in Australia.”
“It all happened so fast.”
“I guess I’ll shake your hand, but…”
That’s just great. Thanks.
Whether we like it or not.
“…the usher ran and got his gun and held the gunman at gunpoint.”
Decent football skills. Huge PR issues.