“When you are a police officer, you are not black anymore. You are blue.”
“Joe Biden needs to be Lyndon B. Johnson.”
“But these allegations are a bold faced lie.”
And guess where it’s coming from
A-Klo first at bat?
“Eight national organizations that advocate for sexual violence survivors did not respond to a request for a comment…”
“She has created a vague framework of emergency laws that only confuse Michigan citizens.”
Let’s just call it what it is
Not her purview
Mr. Confiscation is back, baby
Throw her out!
Not looking so creepy today
“Elizabeth Warren’s finances were in the most precarious condition…”
But watch out for Trump.
And he then proceeds to do the same thing
That was then, this is now.
“All they have said on the tool and calculation side is, ‘Trust us.'”
Especially Minnesota Nice Avenger.
“You can’t unify the party from the back row.”
“People are tired of the extremes in our politics.”
A glimpse of things to come
Suspicious timing to say the least
Super plan, Joe
And then Donald Trump jr.?
“The Times has done what the Times does best: choke.”
Of course, we know which half he’s talking about
“I miss my good friend Kamala”
Leaving, on a jet plane…
Don’t bet the ranch on it, kids
The truth might not be out there
Naughty or nice?
Now or never
“Why do you think more Americans don’t agree that this is the right thing to do? And what more can you say?”
“…this is election interference and MSNBC should be held accountable.”
“Maybe we’re held to a different standard.”
Messin’ with Texas.
Three in a week?
“…the CCP never reported the virus outbreak to the WHO”