First horse rides free.
Possibly, but I wouldn’t pack my bags just yet
Unfriendly skies as U.S. protects American air carriers from foreign competition.
Please don’t lick the other passengers
Air travel stinks, but it could be even worse
Of course, the service will continue at its normal, crappy level
The same goes for your duck
Let’s pass this one off to the ethics committee
Well, he should be able to get a flight home easily enough
It’s a real mystery, your honor
‘You need to keep better records of your crappy service’
It’s a sticky wicket
Talk about elite
“You’ll be in the news!”
Proprietary information? Please…
Dreaming of streaming
A little government intrusion
Bill of not so goods
Knock me over with a feather
Hey, it smelled like pot
Still no teleporters.
Fly the friendly skies
Suck it up, buttercup