What will the airlines pay us to use these?
“I’ve been flat out told to back off.”
It shouldn’t have to be this way
First horse rides free.
Possibly, but I wouldn’t pack my bags just yet
Unfriendly skies as U.S. protects American air carriers from foreign competition.
Please don’t lick the other passengers
Air travel stinks, but it could be even worse
Of course, the service will continue at its normal, crappy level
The same goes for your duck
Let’s pass this one off to the ethics committee
Well, he should be able to get a flight home easily enough
Not really, no.
Bring in the big guns
It’s a real mystery, your honor
‘You need to keep better records of your crappy service’
And it’s not just your imagination
It’s a sticky wicket
Talk about elite
“You’ll be in the news!”
Proprietary information? Please…
Dreaming of streaming
A little government intrusion
Bill of not so goods
Knock me over with a feather
Hey, it smelled like pot
Still no teleporters.
Fly the friendly skies
No terror connections?
Still getting the shaft
Suck it up, buttercup
Fight the patriarchy
“The hypocrisy, the self-righteousness, outrages people too.”