Hey, Jimmy McCain: 2016 called, it wants its propaganda back.

First off, let’s address the elephant in the room — or I guess the donkey. Did you even know that John McCain had a son? I thought he just had a portly daughter.

Alas, no. Jimmy McCain is a living, breathing White Dude, and he’s for Kamala Harris.

Yawn. Was this not obvious? Did it really require the fanfare of an announcement on CNN?

He took to CNN and whined about Donald Trump’s “political stunt” that “disrespected [the] sacred ground” of Arlington Cemetery, and he wants us to believe it’s this that really got him “fired up.” But while he may only have recently joined the Democrats, it’s been a long time since he’s been a Republican — let alone a conservative.