Study Says: Accept No Substitutes!

"In virtually every case, we found that babies much preferred a mother's breastmilk over the artificial drug-induced green fetish fluid squeezed out of the gross male nipple of a trans person," said Dr. Bob Bill, who led the study. "This may indicate a serious transphobia problem in the baby community."

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Critics of the study say the data is flawed since it does not take into account the official trans science which has already confirmed that breastmilk and trans man boob fluid are virtually the same and should not be considered different in any way whatsoever unless you want to be canceled and maybe murdered.

Ed Morrissey

Only. Barely Satire. And only for now, for that matter. 

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