FALLON: “Well, a lot of people are talking about this. Earlier today, a long-awaited special counsel report found that President Biden mishandled classified documents but will not face any criminal charges. Yep. The report said Biden won’t be charged because the jury would see him as a well-meaning elderly man with a poor —

(Laughter)

I’m serious.

Laughter)

A well-meaning elderly man with a poor memory.

Laughter)

It’s pretty embarrassing for Biden. But on the bright side, he’ll forget about it five minutes later. So, I mean, just —

(Laughter and Applause)

Just think — just, you know — actually, get this yesterday, for the second time this week, Biden got mixed up while talking about world leaders and meant to say that he met with former German chancellor Angela Merkel, but accidentally said the name of a German chancellor who died years ago.

(Audience aws)

You know, other than the name, gender, and being dead, he got most of it right.”