Congregants at Mother Emanuel AME Church repeatedly decried what they called the “MAGA cult” while simultaneously chanting in unison that President Joe Biden was their once and future god-king.

“MAGA Republicans are a mindless cult,” a hundred voices cried out. “MAGA IS A CULT! MAGA IS A CULT! MAGA IS A CULT! ALL HAIL BIDEN!”

[Only barely satire, especially if one remembers all of the cult-of-personality stuff going on in 2007-8 around Barack Obama. — Ed]