I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving. I know I did. Those New York pigeons are actually pretty tasty. Now, since it’s a holiday weekend, I thought we’d keep things nice and light.

So let’s talk about the death of Western civilization. It’s in trouble, people. Yeah. Things in the West these days are about as stable as Chris Christie on an exercise ball. Sadly, most people either don’t realize it or they just don’t care. Well, for anyone who doesn’t care, trust me, you’re going to care soon enough. Because the guardian of Western values has always been America, but now, not so much. Let’s face it, we’re a nation that melts down if our smartphone runs out of power.

So look around yourself, especially at our young people. You see a nation capable of standing up for itself, especially when it’s run by a guy who literally can’t stand by himself? Do you still think we’re capable of safeguarding the system that has cured more disease, created more wealth and lifted more people out of poverty than any in human history? Or do you see a system obsessed with dividing us based on grievances and pronouns? Do you see leadership capable of protecting Western values? Hell, under these a-holes we can’t even protect deodorant and toothpaste at CVS, let alone Western civilization. Now we’ve got societal decay plus tooth decay. Like I said, we’re in more trouble than Dana trying to reach a doorknob. I know.