Over the weekend, a female concert-goer apparently had a noisy “full body orgasm” during LA Phil’s performance of Tchaikovsky’s 5th Symphony — though the band continued play without missing a beat, witnesses told the LA Times.

But other people at the performance claimed her caught-on-tape outburst sounded less like a steamy climax than a cry for help. …

There were no health emergency calls about a woman in the area of the performance at Walt Disney Concert Hall after the show’s 8 p.m. starting time Friday, Los Angeles Fire Department spokesman Nicholas Prange told The Post Thursday.

[I love Tchaikovsky too, but come on, woman … — Ed]