The Phantom Pooper of the Shubert strikes again -- at Hillary and Chelsea?

“Last week when Hillary and Chelsea Clinton were in the audience,” said a source, “the lights came up for intermission and there were two human turds in the aisle just near the famous political duo.”

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The insider added, “The house crew dealt with it very appropriately and quickly, and Hillary and Chelsea remained in the theater for the second act.” …

The first insider says that after the most recent incident, an eyewitness “spoke to the house manager, who said that it was actually the fourth time it had happened.”

The source wildly speculated, “There is someone who is either s–tting in the aisle, or surreptitiously dumping defecation that they smuggled into the theater.”

[It doesn’t appear aimed at the Clintons, in other words. Maybe it’s a commentary on the Shubert’s quality — or just another sign of cultural decay in American cities. — Ed]

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