Anyone who thinks I have time to come back to the NFL has never adopted a 2 month old kitten for their daughter. https://t.co/Qzf2H4vr1j

— Tom Brady (@TomBrady) March 7, 2023

Brady’s said he’s done for good, so maybe it’s time we start taking his word for it.

Yes, his history makes it difficult to trust the retirement news. But after that brutal final campaign in 2022, where he divorced his wife and lost to the Cowboys in the postseason’s wild card round, who in their right mind would want to do all that again? Not Brady.