Washington Commies pick perfect mascot ... for the Beltway trough

Anyway, the Commanders have come up with a mascot. You have to see it, not to believe it:

Can we all agree that this is the dumbest, albeit most appropriate, mascot for the Washington Commanders? pic.twitter.com/5Ms9jMIC5I

— THESHADOWSMITH (@THESHADOWSMITH1) January 4, 2023

What year are we in?

Feels like 1941 war propaganda maybe

Either way brutal mascot from a brutal franchise @Commanders pic.twitter.com/0J2nCHK8kS

— Steve Holmes (@Coach_Holmesy) January 5, 2023

At first I thought this is a parody, but no, it’s real! Actually perhaps it is the perfect mascot for a city of pigs at the trough whose only competency is pork barrel spending. A swamp rat would be better still.