The dumbest college degree ever

In “Politics & The English Language,” George Orwell warns writers to avoid using dying metaphors that have lost “all evocative power.” For example, making fun of hippie liberals for getting a “degree in underwater basketweaving” is now a bit outdated.

Well, fear not because thanks to the Wharton School of Business, we have a newly invented metaphor that might be even better to describe useless college degrees: The DEI major.

Beginning in 2023, you can now receive a Master of Business Administration in Diversity, Equity & Inclusion (DEI).

You’ll have to take classes in courses such as “Business Economics and Discrimination” and “Leading Diversity in Organizations,” but once you complete the required number of credits, you can proudly walk out that door saying, “I did it, Mom. I am now one step closer to completely scamming the system as a DEI consultant.”