SNL goes full Pravda for "President" Elizabeth Warren

The only time “SNL” lays a glove on Warren is when she describes how she’ll pay for it. It starts with reducing the size of the U.S military’s budget, which even she called a “non-starter.”

Then again, when government numbers get this big, she said, it’s just an illusion. The government marches on, and the computers can crunch all the numbers until they finally add up.

“You ready to get red-pilled? Money doesn’t exist, it’s just a promise from a computer.”

When a town hall member asked her to “show the math” behind her plan, Warren did just that via an elaborate, chalk board-sized chart. I’d explain it all, but it would kill you, Warren said. You see, dumb yokel voters can’t process it, but Mom’s got it.