Americans are going to see right through her lies to the undistinguished, unlikeable nobody behind the curtain. Sure, the 90s were a time of relative peace and prosperity, thanks entirely to Ronald Reagan, but they were also a time of skin-crawling, cringe-inducing embarrassment that made us want to look away from Washington like you would from a drunken middle-aged accountant doing an impromptu striptease at a Christmas party.
And that’s for those of us old enough to remember the 90s. Hillary’s inexplicably counting on young people who were walking around in Huggies back when she was in the White House to vote for someone on the verge of walking around in Depends in 2016. She’s ancient. What young person is going to be excited by her except for the connoisseurs of creepy hot grannies websites – who, come to think of it, will likely be the next sexual minority the Democrats embrace.
No, she’s not going to run, because she knows if she runs she’s going to lose, and even someone who can endure being the “wife” of Bill Clinton can only endure so much humiliation. She’s a loser through and through, and the Martin O’Malleys, the Jim Webbs, and the Big Chief Warrens can smell her tired blood in the water.
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