"You see, I've been in love with the Huck for a while now"

If my generation knows anything, it’s that geek-chic is hot. (Thanks, The O.C. and Weezer!) And Mike Huckabee is a total tool—in the very best sense. He’s a legitimate band geek who even has the requisite cheesy band name, Capitol Offense. He’s a minister, which is hot in that Thornbirds kind of way. Plus, is there anything sexier than the FairTax?