I finally got around to getting the weekly poll together after procrastinating for a while this weekend, but thankfully not as long as Obama has on planning ObamaCare.   It’s easy to understand how he’s forgotten to get around to it.  Heck, his efforts to reach out to stoodents pewpils schoochildren kids kept him from figuring out when they would actually be in the classroom.  I guess it’s best to actually read schedules before amending them.  The President could just hire a consultant to review these things, but that public/private interaction could be the worst thing in the world … or the best … depending on whom Obama’s addressing and why.

Previous “winners”:

• Getting all wee-wee’d up
• The “public option” is just like the Post Office!
• We’re going to listen to other people’s ideas, except that people who disagree should shut up
• Snitch Central for ObamaCare dissenters
• Rushing legislation bad in 2004, essential in 2009
• Obama opines on Gates arrest without “having all the facts”
• Obama salutes the Ghana flag
• Obama jokes about Alaska sale with Russians
• Obama uses union and DNC plants at health-care town hall
• Obama plants a question on Iran with HuffPo
• Change in Iran coming because “Obviously, after the speech I made in Cairo…”
• Flashing his soles to the camera while talking to Netanyahu
• “If you actually took the number of Muslim Americans, we’d be one of the largest Muslim countries in the world.”
• “We can no longer afford to spend as if deficits do not matter and waste is not our problem.”
• Siccing Tim Geithner and Charlie Rangel on tax cheats
• Phony Churchill quote on torture throws Grandpa under the bus
• Torture probe flip-flop
• Obama covers up IHS while quoting Jesus
• Austrian is a language?
• Obama bows to the Saudi king
• 1908 Model T got better gas mileage than today’s SUVs

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