Are You Quaking in Fear Yet?

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I have made it very clear that I oppose making Canada the 51st state

First of all, each province should be its own state, and no way do we want the liberal provinces or Quebec. If we play our cards right, we could get 6-8 new Republican senators without having to put up with Ottawa or Vancouver. 

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If we're really smart, we can give the Canucks California, Oregon, and Washington. I think the trade is more than fair. 

I am worried, though, that Trump has inspired a dangerous backlash. Jagmeet Singh, the leader of the New Democratic Party, is very offended by Trump's musings about bringing Canada into our fine country and is threatening to fight us. 

I am quaking in my boots, Jagmeet, as are all Americans. 

Maybe I am off base on this, but Trump is not actually serious about incorporating the country of Canada into the United States. I think most of this bluster has been about crippling Justin Trudeau, and that has worked beautifully. 

And it's clear that Trump is using his bully pulpit to set up trade negotiations with Canada and doing his trademark trolling. He is the big man on campus and revels in it, but when asked, he made clear that he had no intention to "fight" Canada or Jagmeet Singh to annex the country. And the likelihood that Canada would vote to dissolve seems remote. 

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No doubt some fed-up Canadians in the Western provinces wouldn't be unhappy to live in Trump's America after years of living under Justin Trudeau's leadership. Trudeau's policies have hurt the country so much that if it became the 51st state, it would rank at the bottom in per capita income. 

Canadians are soon going to be rid of the appalling governance of Justin Trudeau and soon after that the Liberals who have been destroying the country. Pierre Poilievre won't begin his term as Prime Minister by signing away the sovereignty of his country, and I doubt that Trump would demand it. 

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What I don't know is whether Trump is inclined to give Poilievre a foreign policy win as a new Prime Minister. Both men could come to a deal later in the year, with both being able to claim a win.

Trump gets more border security and perhaps some trade concessions, while Poilievre can show that he can stand tall to protect Canada's interests. If done right, it could be a win-win. 

If they are really smart, they can announce some sort of economic union, whatever that might look like. In any case, it made sense to hit Trudeau where it hurts, and it makes no sense to undermine Pierre Poilievre as he enters office later this year. 

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Trump is unpredictable, so who knows what he will do? But if history is any guide, he will find a way to come out with a win. I hope he hands Poilievre one as well. 

But one this is certain: Jagmeet Singh isn't going to be leading anyone to the front lines in the great North American war. 

Besides, where will Canada get the guns to fight? Smuggle them across the border?

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