For Some Reason Nobody Has Taken Up This $1,000,000 Offer to Hold Pride Rally in West Bank or Gaza

David Goldman

This is a mystery to me. 

One million dollars is not peanuts, but for some reason, no rainbow ideology group has taken up a legitimate offer of $1 million to hold a gay pride rally in Gaza or the West Bank. 

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It's a mystery because so many of these groups have expressed solidarity with Hamas and the Palestinian authority. You would think they would be chomping at the bit to show their undying (pun intended) support for their brothers and sisters in arms. 

If I were offered a million dollars to visit Poland or Hungary, I would jump at the chance. Argentina? I'm there! 

Of course, LGBTQ groups might be forgiven for avoiding Gaza. No sane American would wander into a war zone, so perhaps the West Bank would be a better place, or a visit with the Houthis, who have, after all, the same patrons in Iran. 

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Perhaps they can bring along their Jews for Palestine allies, and the drag queens could tag along. They could set up one of those booths where gays pee on each other in a pool and invite the residents of the West Bank to join in. 

I also suggest that everybody attending bring along a lending library worth of books that Florida is removing from schools. Palestinian children, in between lessons on how to murder Jews, need lessons in various forms of Queer sex and how to change their gender on a whim. 

Bring along some "tucking" underwear and bathing suits while you are at it. 

The absurdity of these groups is obvious, but there is something clarifying about making them put their money where their mouth is. And no cheating, folks. You can't bring along an army to protect you against the rage that will inevitably be directed your way. 

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Obviously, I don't want anybody to actually go to "Palestine," because I don't want anyone killed just to make a point. But making the offer is a good way to remind these idiots that their "solidarity" with people who want to kill them is stupid. 

Even if it were true--and the opposite is true--that both Palestinians and alphabet people were equally "oppressed"--it makes no sense for "Queers" to align themselves with the terrorists of Hamas. Their interests diverge in almost every way. 

But they don't see it that way because both hate America. It really is that simple. Hating America is the great unifying force of the radicals. 

Kumbaya. 

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