Unlike Generalissimo Francisco Franco, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un is still not dead. Despite persistent rumors of him suffering from some serious illness, if not having reached room temperature, the diminutive despot continues to show up on state media. Normally he’s inspecting weapons or troops, but this week he was reportedly tackling a very different problem. North Korean teenagers are, according to Kim, increasingly engaging in immoral, treasonous, decadent sexual behavior. This represents a terrible danger to the moral fiber of the nation, so Kim will be cracking down on the children as well as the parents and teachers who should have prevented all of this. (NY Post)
Kim Jong Un has gone nuclear in a new crusade against sex — lashing out at “immorality” and “impure acts” among teens in the Hermit Kingdom, according to a report.
After lying low off and on for the past few weeks, the reclusive leader has targeted what he deems “treasonous” behavior by youth with overactive sex drives, the UK’s Express reported.
Blaming “decadent capitalist influences,” including porn smuggled over the Chinese border, Kim suggested that parents and teachers could face punishment if they fail to control teens’ behavior.
So who is to blame for this decadent decline in morality among students? You probably won’t need three guesses. It’s the fault of the Americans and the rest of the western capitalists. All of our degenerate pornography is making its way onto the phones and screens of young people… at least the ones from families with enough money to afford a phone. Most can’t even feed themselves.