It’s not what you think. A real “Hot Air: The Movie” would be a ten-hour epic of me and Ed hunched over our keyboards, looking haggard, silently typing, typing, typing while the daylight fades. (It’s an art film!) This is … much, much freakier than that. Remember when Fiorina’s creative team promised ads even loopier than the now immortal “demon sheep” spot? Say this for Team Carly: They keep their promises.

Not sure why she’s targeting a Democrat when she’s still in a double-digit hole against Campbell, but I guess the “Barbara Boxer as a blimp” idea, once conceived, simply had to be born.