Sort of an “America through the eyes of Megan Fox” vibe going on in this one. I’ve never been to a Denny’s but I have been to IHOP, which I liked notwithstanding the number of drunks and the uncanny sense I had that the place hadn’t been cleaned in months. Where do those two rank relative to each other in the pantheon of great American low-rent chain diners, I wonder. My guess: Somewhere below Friendly’s and above Howard Johnson’s. And way, way above the Waffle House. Abandon all hope, ye who enter there. Content warning.

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