So pathetic that I’m tempted to say she practiced it, which wouldn’t surprise me. Carey’s always demonstrated a weird compulsion about, shall we say, showcasing her femininity; even here, she felt obliged to go with the cut-offs and six-inch heels for the very sexy endeavor of throwing a pitch. A fastball down the heart of the plate would be just a wee bit butch, but this? Gawjuss.