America’s sweetheart, out like a light onstage in front of a national television audience? There’s only one possible explanation — a left-wing reprisal “attack” for the Rethuglican waylaying of poor, innocent Randi Rhodes.

Your exit question: Which Fox News show will be the first to incorporate a dance segment? They’re trending that way; it’s only a matter of time before they make the leap. I’m thinking H&C, just because the two-host format lends itself so naturally to competition. Imagine forty hard-hitting minutes on jihad and immigration — whereupon Sean and Alan pair off with Coulter and KP to see which party’s got the dopest moves of all. A man can dream, can’t he?