Video: The obligatory Navy "bath salts" PSA

Not the most disturbing PSA I’ve seen (by a longshot) but it’s a minor sensation online and on cable news, so here you go — the best “bad trip” F/X your tax dollars can buy. Before this, I associated bath salts with eating people’s faces off (erroneously). Now I associate them with bowling and dubstep. That doesn’t feel like progress, but there’s one sorta kinda almost decent scare here that’s worth watching for, so maybe I’ve misjudged. Either way, you’ll want to have seen it so that when you get an e-mail from your mom this week with the subject line, “Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: SCARY DRUG VIDEO,” you’ll know right off which one it is. It’s the one that looks like the Syfy Channel’s version of an experimental first-person-POV flick.

Exit question for vets: Is bowling a big thing in the Navy? Seems kind of random here.