First came the promise, then the rumor of cancellation, and now the triumphant confirmation. Just to blow your mind, let me toss this quote out there from her new interview with GQ:

GQ: Your new movie is called Friends with Benefits. Ever been in one of those relationships?

Mila Kunis: Oy. I haven’t, but I can give you my stance on it: It’s like communism—good in theory, in execution it fails. Friends of mine have done it, and it never ends well. Why do people put themselves through that torture?

Pajamas Media wonders: Is Mila Kunis a conservative? I’m guessing no, just because it’s hard to imagine a conservative existing happily in a Seth MacFarlane production for years on end. Libertarian is a better bet, but there’s circumstantial evidence that she’s a supporter of Israel and, alas, that doesn’t sound like many libertarians I know. Maybe she’s a libertarian in the Harsanyi mold? Sweet.

Either way, given that she’s also apparently into beta males, we can safely pronounce her the perfect woman. Two clips for you here, one from today’s “Friends with Benefits” promo and the other, via the LA Times, of a cute interview with the parents of the Marine who asked her to the ball. Exit question: Am I going to have to see this terrible movie now? Damn.