Granted, not as magical as an animated Al Gore in near-orgasmic bliss, but any clip that features Steve Jobs using a Darth Vader Jedi levitating choke on the Gizmodo guys qualifies as classic. As an iPhone owner myself, believe me when I tell you that the AT&T gag here is … bittersweet.

Serious question: Don’t these people deserve their own show by now? No need to replace the voiceover; as with a silent movie, piecing together the plot is half the fun. “The Hills” ran for five years yet we can’t find a half-hour on MTV’s schedule for this?