Remember him? The guy who wouldn’t let John Fund get a word in edgewise during the campaign? Here he is on MSNBC to explain the current scandal to you. Yes, the prostitution sting fooled a few low-level employees, but Fox has a vendetta and the applications never would have made it past senior management and, why, you’re probably a racist for even questioning him to begin with. The opprobrium you’re about to endure serves you right for doubting him.

This tool really should be the White House press secretary after Gibbs. No one else could do sufficiently unctuous justice to The One’s lies.